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Summary: Dave is about to teach Karkat a valuable life lesson.

Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope
Ships: Dave<3Karkat


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[Transcription]

PANEL 1:

DAVE: karkat now that were bros
KARKAT: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BRO.
DAVE: stfu im the one in the drivers seat here
KARKAT: [incoherent disgruntled noises]
DAVE: karkat now that were bros ima give you something that everyone on this entire fucking meteor is silently sacrificing their souls for
ima make you my protégé

KARKAT: YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

Panel 2:
DAVE: i know
thats what makes me the alpha male around here
whenever i see someone less admirable than me
(and lets face it - who isnt less admirable than me?)
my supercilious heart tends to start to bleed
and when all other hope is lost i just forget the cost
i know i kno
exactly what you need
and even in your case
tho its the most onerous case ive yet to face
fuck that - im gonna fuckin lead
and you just agreed
you scrawny weed
you will be


Panel 3:
DAVE: popular
youre gonna be popular
ill teach you how to watch your back
how to get your mack
how to keep a straight face on
ill show you what cool kids do
how to duel kung fu
everything that gets me hot


Panel 4:
DAVE: to be popular
ill let you be popular!
forget them flighty broads yeah,
dont give it a thought and
just let them sick rhythms flow
so lets kick it
cos fuck we got a shitting long way to go:


Panel 5:
DAVE: my diagnosis might twist your panties up
dont think just let the jig be up
now that ive got you, my bro,
your main adviser
aint nobody wiser
not when it comes to popular
i know about popular
and with a good hand from me - youll be hot, youll see
instead of pussy footing now: and,


Panel 6:
DAVE: theres nothing that can stop you
from becoming popu-ler: lar:
la la la la
were gonna make you sex-ular

[Dave's shirt says "69 is not a sign. its a lifestyle".]

Panel 7:
DAVE: when i see that foxy ass you got
stuck to that sulky face its not
so unsexy that i cant have hope
that you will
turn some heads as you strut on by
have me squirming in my pants real sly
do you know what i mean
goddamnit karkat!!


Panel 8:
DAVE: you are popular
christ! its all you ever are
popular!
its not about attitude
cant hide the gratitude
so i think itd be shrewd to be
very very popular
with me


Panel 9:
DAVE: so whattaya say
feel like the douchelord king of the gay parade yet

KARKAT: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON.

Panel 10:
DAVE: i love you too
and the others hope
youre off my slope
i know completely true
youre gonna turn em all down
your new found popularity
la la la la
youll turn em all down
cause youre not so secretly
with me

Date: 2012-07-24 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] rhedbird
Haha, oh wow! This is such a cute, fun entry! Great work, that arts good, and the song's brilliant too!

Date: 2012-07-24 06:34 pm (UTC)
lovelytoken: Original illustration of a girl with long, straight, black hair wearing a black bowtie and pink flower hair accessory. (girl)
From: [personal profile] lovelytoken
wow wow this is really really cute, both the song and the art ;v;;

Date: 2012-07-24 10:45 pm (UTC)
candyredcoolkid: strider (strider)
From: [personal profile] candyredcoolkid
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good team.

best entry.

Date: 2012-07-26 07:34 am (UTC)
mirroreuler: Bee standing on a crystal mountain (Homestuck2)
From: [personal profile] mirroreuler
OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE AND WONDERFUL AHHH. <3

Date: 2012-08-02 03:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jelajade
wow WHAT that was so great aaagh!!!

Date: 2012-08-11 02:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cest_what
This is really cute.

Date: 2012-08-17 10:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lionpyh
Oh my God, all the illustrations are great, the song is great, but the little comic panel for 'how to get your mack' surprised me into a terrible hyena cackle. A+.

Date: 2012-08-18 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] knightlyreverie
i guess it's already been said, but this is really really cute.

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