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Summary: A Young Troll's Primer on the Human Alphabet, by Equius Zahhak with commentary by D. Strider.

Characters: Dirk Strider, Equius Zahhak
Ships: Dirk<3Equius


Category One:
Tags Present: NSFW
Tags Not Used: none
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Category Two:
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Additional tags: powerplay, consensual painplay, bites/bruises















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Cover image: a blue leather book cover that reads, "A Young Troll's Primer on the Human Alphabet, By Equius Zahhak." The word "young" is crossed out in orange, and orange text at the bottom of the cover adds, "with commentary by D. Strider."

Page 1:
A is for apples to feed a hoofbeast
B is for bros bonding over sick beats
C is for Cal watching us like a creep
D is for dates out on Derse while we sleep
[Dirk's addition: a speech bubble for Cal, which reads, "Don't mind me. Just scopin' some sweet rumps."]

Page 2:
E is for %tasy felt when you're near
F is for feelings now becoming clear
G is for giddy-up as we trot all around
H is for hooves 'stead of feet on the ground

Page 3:
I is for ignoring all inhibitions
J is for ju%tapose strength and submission
K is for kisses that at first seem chaste
L is for 100d 100king leers on your face

Page 4:
M is for make-outs when we're in the mood
N is for neigh-kid, by which I mean nude
O is for oh god, no not in that orifice
P is for a phallic puppet proboscis
[Dirk's addition: a note in the margin that reads, "remember your safewords, ponyboy."]

Page 5:
Q is for quiver with each quelling touch
R is for ramming a rump that's so plush
S is for smacking and spanking my tush
T is for teeth marks and bruises that blush
[Dirk underlines "bruises" and "blush" and notes in the margin, "those start with Bs, babe." Equius adds, "D--> Fiddlesti%."]

Page 6:
U is for using me until you're through
V is for virility and vulgarity too
W is for welts from the whips you apply to me
% is for %ploring %enobiology

Page 7:
Y is for yearning for your lips on mine
Z is for zenithal love so sublime

~fin~ [Dirk's commentary: They lived happily ever after. And had depraved kinky sex all the time.]

Date: 2012-07-24 01:58 pm (UTC)
lacertae_dreamscape: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lacertae_dreamscape
how can this be sweet, adorkable and so very hot all at the same time?

i really love all the drawings, and the book styled entry (it fits dirk a lot, hehe), wit small horses and the joined symbol on the cover (dang, that's one nice way to make it), not to mention all the small commentaries and the poem itself.

it's really beautiful, and I enjoyed reading and staring at all the awesome arts *_*

splendid entry. <3

Date: 2012-07-24 09:24 pm (UTC)
murasakivie: (uu)
From: [personal profile] murasakivie
Wow, this is just... WOW. *A*

Date: 2012-08-05 09:57 am (UTC)
backdrifter: (Default)
From: [personal profile] backdrifter
....wow, i am speechless, in the best way possible.

Date: 2012-08-14 02:23 pm (UTC)
asherdashery: (Default)
From: [personal profile] asherdashery
Such a beautifully put together work--and my favorite part is the comments in the margins. "Those start with B's, babe." "Fiddlesti%." Brilliant!

Date: 2012-08-17 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ex_civilian608
Ffff, hot.

Date: 2012-08-17 02:50 am (UTC)
ellipsometry: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ellipsometry
this is such a good entry oh my gosh. and for some reason the line "d is for dates out on derse while we sleep" stuck out to me i just thought it was extremely adorable haha.

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